For those of us who have sometime wished they could lead a "dogs life". Take a moment to imagine trying to take care of your business with your johnson dragging in the snow. Nuff Said: he deserves to sleep on the sofa until the snow melts.
With each day of Winter my sense of humor slips further and further away. It's not bad enough I have not seen my yard or grass since early January (when it was actually 50 degrees), now certain relatives think it is funny to text and post photos of how beautiful the weather is where they are. You will get yours!
Sometime even the world's greatest pessimist can find a silver lining. Anyone can sip a sissy beer on a hot beach, but this weather screams try every single IPA you can find, then hit the Lager selection.
What's that?? Gotta run, seems my throat is a little scratchy...better put a touch of honey in my Woodford tonight.
